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Frequently asked questions
What is the return policy?
Returns and exchanges are accepted within 30 days of delivery for unworn, unwashed shirts in original condition. Since most items are made-to-order, please double-check size before ordering. Email us if something's wrong and we'll make it right.
Do you offer size exchanges?
Yes. If your shirt arrives in the wrong size, contact us within 30 days and we'll send a replacement in the correct size. Items must be unworn and unwashed. Print-on-demand items aren't restocked, so we handle exchanges by reprinting your order.
How long does shipping take?
Most orders ship in 3-5 business days. Standard US shipping takes another 3-7 business days after that, so expect your shirt in roughly 1-2 weeks total. You'll get an email with tracking once your order ships. International orders take longer depending on customs.
Where are your shirts printed?
All Off The Rails Clothing shirts and hoodies are printed in the United States on heavyweight Gildan, Hanes, and Fruit of the Loom blanks. Designs are printed on-demand using direct-to-garment printing for vivid color and durable wash performance.
How much does shipping cost?
Shipping is free on US orders over $75. Standard US shipping is a flat $5.99 on orders under $75. International shipping rates are calculated at checkout based on destination and order weight. Tracking is included with every order.